ang hirap mag blog pag sira ang keyboard mo. yan ang napatunayan ko habang tina-type to. for some reason di ako makapag type ng maayos dahil lahat ng produkto ng Dell ay sirain. ang sarap tumambling at kumembot ng tatlong beses.
kung bakit ngayon ko sinulat to e malaking misteryo din sakin, ang dami daming araw na ayos ang pc ko sa bahay at opisina pero di ako nag blog nun. ngayon ko naisipan. ganyan talaga ang mga retards, unpredictable.
nanonood ako ng TV nung last week nung mapanood ko sa news ang isang balita tungkol sa isang baranggay na nasunog dahil sa dalawang bata na naglaro ng apoy mula sa kandila. gumagamit sila ng kandila dahil naputulan sila ng ilaw. nilalaro nila ito dahil wala silang bantay. wala silang bantay dahil ang magaling nilang ina ay di nila kasama. di nila ksama ang ina dahil nagtratrabaho ito.
sinong sisihin sa ganitong situation?
Meralco? dahil mataas silang maningil, at napaka imposibleng bayaran ang bill lalo na kung single parent ka?!
Yung Mga Bata? dahil sa hindi maipaliwanag na dahilan e manghang mangha sila sa kapangyarihan ng apoy para maisip nilang "fun" o "cool" ang paglaruan ito?!
yung kumpanya ng nanay nila? dahil di nag provide ng daycare program para sa mga empleyado nilang single parents?!
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yung mga kapitbahay nila? dahil di man lang nag mabuting loob tulungan ang kapitbahay nilang hirap na hirap na magtrabaho at may dalawang anak pang kelangan asikasuhin?!
sa totoo lang wla akong pakialam. tulad ng karamihan, hanggang di ko baranggay ang nasusunog e mas gugustuhin ko pang matulog kesa makiusisa pero dahil sa TV ko nkita e napaisip na din ako. at napagpasyahan kong ang weirdo ng pilipinas.
mag eeleksyon nanaman at hataw na ang karamihan sa pag ere ng komersyal nila, tulad nito:
anong gusto nyang palabsin sa ad na ito? na marunong syang umarte? alam ng bawat pilipino na hindi mga tunay na tao ang mga nandito. mga aktor na mababa ang talent fee ang mga kausap ni Mar Roxas. and for some reason gusto kong ipamigay sa mga nambubugbog ng bata yung batang lalake n nagmamaneho ng pedicab. di ko alam kung bakit pero yun ang naisip ko. ang magaling mo lang na ginawa e nung minura mo si Gloria sa isang anti cha-cha rally sa Makati. maliban dun Mar, wala kang kwenta.
ito pa ang isa:
wow! ginamit mo ang isa sa sikat na kanta ng isa sa mga sikat na banda ng pilipinas! ibig sabihin nito ay nakakarelate ka sa kabataan! ang lupit mo! iboboto na kita! ULUL! di sapat ang pera mo para bilhin ang boto ko Money Villar! at tigilan mo na ang pag suot ng orange colored polo shirts, its so 1998.
itutuloy
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
More Than Meets The Eye?
just saw two movies with my wife, its been a while since we last went to the movies and we missed it
first we saw "The Taking Of Pelham 123" which was f*cking awesome! Travolta was a badass! Denzel was not the usual "all around hero" and John Turturro was a great addition to the cast.
after 2 weeks we saw the very controversial "Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen", Now being a huge transformers fan (huge is an understatement) i was very excited about this sequel. I had some issues with the first one like any true transformers fan would have, but it has been 2 years and i have forgiven Michael Bay and I was willing to give him another chance.
the sequel was 2 and a half hours long! typical Michael Bay (remember Bad Boys 2?).
it was visually entertaining, i remember reading somewhere that each Transformer was 4TB worth of data, so the graphic effects was very awesome.
story was OK, if you remember the first movie's ending, Optimus was calling the other Autobots hiding in deep space to come join them on Earth. You can also see Starscream leaving the planet to regroup since the mighty Megatron met his demise.
this movie starts with the Autobots and the humans joining forces to destroy remaining Decepticons. which takes me to my first complaint MORE ROBOTS, LESS HUMAN CHARACTERS!
it also mostly focused on Sam Witwicky and his love interest and his family. dont get me wrong, any camera time used in Megan Fox is worth the price of admission and his mom and dad are always funny. but come on! its a movie about transforming robots from a distant planet! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HUMANS AND THE ISSUES THAT THEY HAVE IN A TRANSFORMERS MOVIE! it was 2 1/2 hours long but i think they spent 1 1/2 hours on the humans, who cares if he goes to college? who cares about his roomate? show me Ironhide kicking Decepticon ass!
because they focused more on humans, people who watched the movie tend to ask "Who's That?" or "Is that a good guy or bad guy?" when seeing one of the new transformers in a scene because they were'nt introduced properly! if i was'nt a big nerd and did'nt research the new characters before watching i wouldnt have known who the fuck these new robots were.
so next time: INTRODUCE NEW CHARACTERS BEFORE HAVING THEM FIGHT EACH OTHER! its already hard to relate to big metal characters as it is. Michael Bay was able to do it the first time, im not sure why he did'nt do it this time.
being a huge nerd about Transformers i still enjoyed the movie, im still one of the few who hopes that there will be a third installment and is still sure that i will still watch it no matter what!
first we saw "The Taking Of Pelham 123" which was f*cking awesome! Travolta was a badass! Denzel was not the usual "all around hero" and John Turturro was a great addition to the cast.
after 2 weeks we saw the very controversial "Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen", Now being a huge transformers fan (huge is an understatement) i was very excited about this sequel. I had some issues with the first one like any true transformers fan would have, but it has been 2 years and i have forgiven Michael Bay and I was willing to give him another chance.
the sequel was 2 and a half hours long! typical Michael Bay (remember Bad Boys 2?).
it was visually entertaining, i remember reading somewhere that each Transformer was 4TB worth of data, so the graphic effects was very awesome.
story was OK, if you remember the first movie's ending, Optimus was calling the other Autobots hiding in deep space to come join them on Earth. You can also see Starscream leaving the planet to regroup since the mighty Megatron met his demise.
this movie starts with the Autobots and the humans joining forces to destroy remaining Decepticons. which takes me to my first complaint MORE ROBOTS, LESS HUMAN CHARACTERS!
it also mostly focused on Sam Witwicky and his love interest and his family. dont get me wrong, any camera time used in Megan Fox is worth the price of admission and his mom and dad are always funny. but come on! its a movie about transforming robots from a distant planet! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HUMANS AND THE ISSUES THAT THEY HAVE IN A TRANSFORMERS MOVIE! it was 2 1/2 hours long but i think they spent 1 1/2 hours on the humans, who cares if he goes to college? who cares about his roomate? show me Ironhide kicking Decepticon ass!
because they focused more on humans, people who watched the movie tend to ask "Who's That?" or "Is that a good guy or bad guy?" when seeing one of the new transformers in a scene because they were'nt introduced properly! if i was'nt a big nerd and did'nt research the new characters before watching i wouldnt have known who the fuck these new robots were.
so next time: INTRODUCE NEW CHARACTERS BEFORE HAVING THEM FIGHT EACH OTHER! its already hard to relate to big metal characters as it is. Michael Bay was able to do it the first time, im not sure why he did'nt do it this time.
being a huge nerd about Transformers i still enjoyed the movie, im still one of the few who hopes that there will be a third installment and is still sure that i will still watch it no matter what!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Ted Failon & Cat Killer
Lets start off with a disclaimer, this is blog was done via my phone so forgive me for any typos.
Ok now i can start...
First up the Ted Failon issue.
we should give this topic a rest cos its just not newsworthy anymore. Its boring. I also think they've had enough shit to deal with.
Now that we've taken care of that, lets move on to someone who really pissed me off big time.
JC "cat killer" Carnate
I like cats, i like dogs, i like pets, i like the fact that they are there for you and that they don't judge you and they will love you unconditionally.
I honestly think that i cannot live without a pet.
Im sure you've read about it already and i wont be writting any details of this bec it just sickens me.
Here in my blog i make it as truthful as possible, u may read something that you may feel was exagerrated but i promise you this blog comes from the heart.
When i heard about this shit i was really dissapointed, dissapointed bout the fact that a nerd thought it was actually cool for him to write about killing an innocent animal. dissapointed that some of his friends even try to defend him in his blog. dissapointed some people actually feel that the possibility of a law suit against this asshole is "over the top". dissapointed that this young man is still alive.
Alot of people think that wishing something bad on someone is automatically evil. I beg to differ. Its not bad if they deserve it. And this guy really deserves it.
Mr. Candare i hope you die sooner than you expected, i hope your soul rots in hell while being raped by Hitler. I hope that after you leave this earth the entire country will remember you as JC, "the pussy that killed a cat", with no other accomplishments. I also hope (and by the looks of things its very possible) that whatevers left of your sorry life is filled with pain, frustration, defeat and tragedy.
I dont know bout your god but my God didnt just create trees, mountains, oceans and ipods he also created ANIMALS! These animals include US. We share this Earth with cats, dogs, rats, etc! This should be common fucking knowledge! The fact that this kid needs to be behind bars shouldnt even be debated on. He should've been sleeping in prison since tuesday! I dont care if this boy needs help, and no i dont think this kid is a future serial killler. He DOES NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO EVEN FIGHT ANOTHER PERSON, i mean come on, hes got online pictures, look at him, FAIL!.
The best help that this kid can receive is punishment for his crime.
Thank you for making that blog entry and giving all of us the oppurtunity to know your identity. Now anyone who has a heart can kick your ass once they meet you in person. I just hope i meet you one of these days so i can show you how it feels to be in the receiving end it all. Pussy!
Ok now i can start...
First up the Ted Failon issue.
we should give this topic a rest cos its just not newsworthy anymore. Its boring. I also think they've had enough shit to deal with.
Now that we've taken care of that, lets move on to someone who really pissed me off big time.
JC "cat killer" Carnate
I like cats, i like dogs, i like pets, i like the fact that they are there for you and that they don't judge you and they will love you unconditionally.
I honestly think that i cannot live without a pet.
Im sure you've read about it already and i wont be writting any details of this bec it just sickens me.
Here in my blog i make it as truthful as possible, u may read something that you may feel was exagerrated but i promise you this blog comes from the heart.
When i heard about this shit i was really dissapointed, dissapointed bout the fact that a nerd thought it was actually cool for him to write about killing an innocent animal. dissapointed that some of his friends even try to defend him in his blog. dissapointed some people actually feel that the possibility of a law suit against this asshole is "over the top". dissapointed that this young man is still alive.
Alot of people think that wishing something bad on someone is automatically evil. I beg to differ. Its not bad if they deserve it. And this guy really deserves it.
Mr. Candare i hope you die sooner than you expected, i hope your soul rots in hell while being raped by Hitler. I hope that after you leave this earth the entire country will remember you as JC, "the pussy that killed a cat", with no other accomplishments. I also hope (and by the looks of things its very possible) that whatevers left of your sorry life is filled with pain, frustration, defeat and tragedy.
I dont know bout your god but my God didnt just create trees, mountains, oceans and ipods he also created ANIMALS! These animals include US. We share this Earth with cats, dogs, rats, etc! This should be common fucking knowledge! The fact that this kid needs to be behind bars shouldnt even be debated on. He should've been sleeping in prison since tuesday! I dont care if this boy needs help, and no i dont think this kid is a future serial killler. He DOES NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO EVEN FIGHT ANOTHER PERSON, i mean come on, hes got online pictures, look at him, FAIL!.
The best help that this kid can receive is punishment for his crime.
Thank you for making that blog entry and giving all of us the oppurtunity to know your identity. Now anyone who has a heart can kick your ass once they meet you in person. I just hope i meet you one of these days so i can show you how it feels to be in the receiving end it all. Pussy!
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
ang racist na pinoy
andaming na asar these past few days, na asar di dahil wala silang makain, o dahil nangangalumata ang ekonomiya. naasar sila dahil sa sinabi ng isang columnist sa isang column (malamang) sa isang web magazine tungkol sa mga pilipino.
para sa mga hindi nakabasa, sori wala na yung column dahil pinalitan na ito ng apology letter mula sa web magazine.
ikwe-kwento ko nlang...
ayun sa columnist, ang pilipinas ay walang karapatan sa Spratlys group of islands dahil ito ay pag mamayari ng bansang China, nbanggit din dito ang pagiging "servant country" ng Pilipinas dahil karamihan ng pilipino sa abroad ay katulong. dapat daw di mag matigas ang Pilipinas dahil sila ang "Amo" at tayoý mga katulong lang. sinabi din ng columnist na may katulong sya na pilipino (na may Degree sa University of Manila) at bago nya tataasan ang sweldo nito, kelangan nya munang kumbinsihin ang mga kababayan nya na ang China ang superior.
natawa ako nung nabasa ko to, agad na pumasok sa isip ko na walang ganito ka-racist, at kung meron man, hindi nya to ipagsisigawan sa buong mundo para mamura sya ng sandamakmak na pilipino.
walang gagong magazine ang mag pa-publish ng ganito ka direktang atake sa pagka-bansa ng isang bansa (gets?)
matapos ko mag basa nito e bumalik nko sa pag download ng illegal na torrent, after one hour may nag message na sakin. pinapabasa sakin ang column na kakatapos ko lng basahin.
imbis na basahin ulit, binasa ko ang mga comments na nka lagay dito.. mga pilipinong nag hihimutok sa galit ang nkita ko. mga sa sobrang galit e mali mali na ang english na pinapakawalan.
dapat marunong tyong mka-gets ng tinatawag na "political satire", ito ay isang klase ng pagsusulat na minsan ay ipinahahatid via irony. kya ito minsan na mi- misinterpret ng mga tao.
nanonood ka ba dati ng "Abangan Ang Susunod Na Kabanata"?
ito ang kaisa-isang political satire show ng pilipinas na naaalala ko. naaalala mo ba yung character ni Tessie Tomas? isa syang sosyal na matrona na mata pobre dahil asawa sya ng isang kilalang tao (Noel Trinidad). bawat episode ng Abangan... , may sasabihin si Tessie na panlalait sa mga mahihirap. kesyo "isang kahid isang tuka" , "mga inggitero" , "mga walang malamon" ,etc...
hindi demonyo si Tessie Tomas, pinapakita lang ng character nya ang isang typical socialite na ng aapi ng mahirap. in a way nagawa nilang maging subject ng katatawanan ang mga ganitong tao. THIS IS HOW SATIRE WORKS!
eto ang ginawa ni Chip Tsao sa column nya, pinakita nya kung pano mag isip ang ibang mga intsik tungkol sa mga OFW sa China at tungkol sa relasyon ng China at Pinas lalo na tungkol sa Spratly.. Pinakita nya kung gano ka Backward sila mag isip na pati mga katulong ay idinadamay.
naalala ko tuloy nung nanonood ako ng Daily Show w/ John Stuart. isang comedy news program sa states, sa episode na to inilarawan nila si Cory Aquino na isa sa Desperate Housewives at may nka sulat na slut sa tapat nya. galit na galit din ang mga pinoy nun, di nila na gets na nakakatawa yun dahil hindi slut si Cory, ironic na ihambing sya sa Desperate Housewives dahil sya ang opposite nito.
minsan talaga nakakahiya maging pilipino. ano nalang ang tingin sa tin ng ibang bansa? "lets not include the Philippines in our jokes, those people are stupid, they won't get it" yan ang sasabihin nila. Mabuti nga at nare- recognize tyo paminsan minsan, buti nga't hindi lang bobong gobyerno natin at mga maling english ni Manny Paquiao ang nakikita sa ibang bansa. sa totoo lang, ano bang maganda kay Cory Aquino? ano ba natin sya? national hero ba sya? di ba nung sya ang presidente e puro ka- lechehan ang inabot ng pinas? bat kung ipag tanggol natin sya e parang reyna sya ng pinas? dun sa sketch na "ininsulto" si Cory, ksama nya si Queen Elizabeth II. si Queen Elizabeth II! di hamak na mas importanteng tao kesa kay Cory Aquino! pero wala kang narinig nun na grupo ng mga british na nagalit at nag tanggol sa kanya! alam nyo kung bakit? ksi na gets nila yung joke, tinawa nlang nila.
ang galing natin umaray pag racism. pero pag tyo ang nag papaka racist di natin napapansin. pag nakakakita ka ng bumbay at tinatawag mo syang 5-6, racism yun! pag nakakaita ka ng muslim at bumubulong ka ng "dibidi dibidi", racism yun! kapag nakakakita ka ng african american sa mga sosyal na malls at sinasabi mong "uy negro o", racism yun! ang nakakatawa e yung kay Cory at yung column nung intsik ay mga satirical jokes, hindi seryoso. pero pag tayo ang nanlilibak ng kapwa, sobrang seryoso...
hindi ko sinasabi na ang mga OFW sa China ay parehas kung itrato, of course nakakaranas sila ng racism. kung ako ngang call center agent e nakakaranas ng racism sa sarili kong bansa e sila pa kaya? andaming lahi na ang nag bato sa kin ng iba't ibang Racial Slurs pero di mko mkikitang nag proprotesta. ksi in the end alam ko kung anong totoo. in the end male-leche sila pag walang Pinoy.
ksama ang racism sa lahat ng uri ng bagay. minsan hindi to maiiwasan, mapa comedy man o trabaho, ang importante e malaman ang tunay na pinaparating nung nagsasalita, bago tyo magalit.
sana sa susunod na sumigaw tyo ng "ARAY!" e siguraduhin din natin na tyo ay walang nasasagasaan. kasi ganito lang ka simple yan, wala kang karapatan masaktan kung nananakit kadin...
Friday, March 20, 2009
pezbuk vs prenster, francism, etc..
oist! sorry ngayon lng nkapag post ulit. i know, sabi ko mas dadalasan ko na ang pag bla-blog pero sobrang nawala sa isip ko at sobrang na adik ako sa facebook.
dati friendster ang unang website na bubuksan ko pag online ka, check mo kung may nag message, may nag comment/testimonial or mang iistalk ka lang ng X/Crush/Kaaway o kung ano pa man.
ngayon ang friendster ay puno na ng Ads, Viruses, Spam at mga pekeng accounts na may picture ng magandang babae na ia-add or ivi-view ka at ii-invite ka mki pag sex chat. ang saya, dami pa naman batang gumagamit nito.
kaya ko lumipat sa facebook ksi parang bakasyon ng mga web admins ng friendster ngayon... napakabagal mag update ng site at daming kapalpakan.
para sa kids nalang siguro talaga ang friendster (18 below) at dadating ang araw e lilipat na ang karamihan sa facebook!
pero di rin perpekto ang facebook, asar ako ngayon sa mga nagiging fans ni Francis M sa kanyang mga fan profile, pustahan tyo karamihan sa kanila di magiging "fan"kung di namatay si Kiko, which is just wrong. bat di natin gawan ng facebook fan page si Leo Echagaray kung kamatayan lng naman ang batayan? tutal patay ndin yun.
don't get me wrong (<-naks), gusto ko si Kiko as an artist, isa sya sa mga rapper sa pinas na hindi jologs, di tulad nila Andrew E at Salbakutah, pero sana lang e totoong fans ang mga ito at hindi lng nakikiride sa uso! mas mabuti pang bumili ka nlang ng album nya wag mo i-download ng illegal kung talagang fan ka nya, o kaya bili ka ng tshirt nya tapos isuot mo pag bday nya at bday mo, or pa-frame mo kung weirdo kang talaga.
"wow ang bait naman ni _____, fan sya ni Francis Magalona sa facebook"
Leche!
bka pag pinag bigay ko kyo ng limang kanta nya e "Mga Kababayan Ko" lang ang masabi nyo.
isa pa, meron din fan profile sa facebook na ang title e "1,000,000 Filipinos to Make Francis M a National Artist" dito ko napikon e
-sinong nagsabi na isa sa requirements na maging national artist ka e ang magkaroon ng facebook account?
-sino nag set ng amount of fans required? diba pedeng 1,000 fans lng? 100?
-anong mangyayari kung nka 1,000,000 fans nga pero di parin sya national artist? EDSA 4?
-anong govt body ang mag checheck araw-araw ng facebook para malaman kung nka 1,000,000 na? DepEd?
mga abnormal na pinoy!
dapat din ipagbawal ang pag suot ng mga tshirt ni kiko sa mga skwater, and when i say skwatter di lng ito ang mga mahihirap na sa skwatter tlaga nkatira, ang skwater ay description din ng pag uugali, mga walang urbanidad, mga puro sapakan, pagnanakaw, pagshashabu, pagpaparami lng ang nsa utak. ang pagiging Pilipino ang rini-represent ni Kiko, hindi ang pagiging SKWATER. kumain nlang kyo ng buhangin at mamatay ng sabay sabay (holding hands).
maiba tayo, pucha nanood kme ng Marley & Me sa dibidi ng asawa ko, ang ganda pare! kso nakakaiyak ksi *spoiler alert*
NAMATAY YUNG ASO! BWISET! di nalang si Sam Conception ang namatay.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Blogging via my phone.
This would be my first time to blog via a new App that I've downloaded via the Apple App Store called BlogWriter and I must say this is freaking cool! I'll try exploring it first and once I'm an expert, I'll be blogging more often. In the mean time, continue waiting for another post! Ciao!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Getting Married: Pikchur Pikchur
ganito gagawin natin, alternate na ang blog ko dahil english yung huli, tagalog tong post na to, ok?
bale ganito:
ENGLISH ---> TAGALOG ---> ENGLISH
gets? yes!
so san na tyo? ay oo ikakasal ako, sa nov 19 at "bina-blog" ko ang mga kaganapan. bkit? ksi may internet kami!
dito na tyo sa prenups, bago kami magplano ni myra magpakasal e ang akala ko sa prenups e yung prenuptial agreement, yung kasunduan nyong di lang material na gamit ang habol nyo sa isat-isa. iba pla to, picture picturan lng pla BAGO kyo ikasal. stig!
kapagod din to, punta muna kami UP, picture2, smile2, galaw2. ganun ulit sa proj4 tpos ganun ulit sa ortigas pero enjoy. galing nung photographer nmin na si Jayson at ang asawa nya na si Jo Anne ng Redefine Weddings, para silang pinanganak para "ma-micture", ang lupit! di sila yung mga nakakatakot na litratista sa mga graduation na kahit na sumisigaw na ng SMILE e creepy pa din. iba style nila, pang cooldudes!
eto sampol:
o diba? parang ang saya saya? gutom na kmi nyan!
eto pa, ang sumisikat na bubong shot.
normally di mo ko mapapapayag mag pose pose, ayoko nga ng picture masyado e. pero dahil cool ang mga photographer namin, d naging hassle...
bale ganito:
ENGLISH ---> TAGALOG ---> ENGLISH
gets? yes!
so san na tyo? ay oo ikakasal ako, sa nov 19 at "bina-blog" ko ang mga kaganapan. bkit? ksi may internet kami!
dito na tyo sa prenups, bago kami magplano ni myra magpakasal e ang akala ko sa prenups e yung prenuptial agreement, yung kasunduan nyong di lang material na gamit ang habol nyo sa isat-isa. iba pla to, picture picturan lng pla BAGO kyo ikasal. stig!
kapagod din to, punta muna kami UP, picture2, smile2, galaw2. ganun ulit sa proj4 tpos ganun ulit sa ortigas pero enjoy. galing nung photographer nmin na si Jayson at ang asawa nya na si Jo Anne ng Redefine Weddings, para silang pinanganak para "ma-micture", ang lupit! di sila yung mga nakakatakot na litratista sa mga graduation na kahit na sumisigaw na ng SMILE e creepy pa din. iba style nila, pang cooldudes!
eto sampol:
o diba? parang ang saya saya? gutom na kmi nyan!eto pa, ang sumisikat na bubong shot.
normally di mo ko mapapapayag mag pose pose, ayoko nga ng picture masyado e. pero dahil cool ang mga photographer namin, d naging hassle...
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